Words Matter, Bro.

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I just couldn’t deal with some of the comments on the reblogs. So let’s make a little FAQ.

Who made this?
Jason Kae, Jessica Park & Anda Zeng.

“The subtitles are all wrong! 僕の日本語は本当に上手です!” or “I watch so much anime so I know that your subtitles are translated incorrectly, I’m so smart.”
We’re very aware that they are wrong. It was intentional. We don’t participate in any sketchy fan-based subtitling by anime fans who have the large Japanese vocabulary of “konnichiwa” and “irasshaimase”. Thank you for your in-depth Japanese knowledge. (You know who you are.)

What’s the song?
ナチュラルに恋して - Perfume

I peed myself!
We’m sorry, but we are not liable for any damages caused to your clothing.

“I feel kinda bad because I didn’t laugh/smile/giggle at all”
Oh, how unique of you. Anyways, thanks for the reblog. (You know who you are too.)

I went to look for Oriental Lush and it doesn’t exist!
On top of managing our film and shampoo company, we’ve been very busy. We’ll be releasing our new line of shampoo in a couple of weeks.

What’s the song?
ナチュラルに恋して - Perfume 

I am no longer scared of The Ring!
We’re glad our team of scientists managed to create a movie that cured Samara-phobia.

What’s the song?
ナチュラルに恋して - Perfume